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Hybrid-Of-Souls
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My list of things that must die/be destroyed

Posted by Hybrid-Of-Souls - December 11th, 2007


Since I have my library project page saved in my sig for easy reference, I think I can move on to other things now, such as getting angry. In this list are things that I despise that much that they need to be destroyed. This is completely opiniated, so if you're offended, tough.

Also, this is rather incomplete, so I'll be updating whenever I find something new overly annoying I may have forgotten.

The 'Penis' game - Nothing says immaturity like continuously shouting the name of male genitals. It quickly escalates into pure annoyance and idiocy and anyone who really wants to make efforts to win at this game so badly should be shot.

Outer car accesories - Expensive, overused, and made to make drivers look like attention whores and bring out the inner wigger in people. You name it; decals, spoilers, neon, whatever. You don't really need any of this stuff as much as you don't need clothing that makes you look like you're in a fashion show.

Telephones - I'm sorry, but when I hear these things frequently ringing in short time periods, I just want to punt them where I don't want to hear from them again. Sure, they're free of charge compared to cellphones and payphones, but who wants to constantly hear annoying rings compared to ringtones like 'Through the Fire and Flames'? No one? Didn't think so.

Wiggers - I'm assuming this trend was born since interracial marriage was banned, and women still wanted to marry someone who was black, and that anything close enough was good for them. I cannot start with how they fantasize over wearing pants so low that their underwear is visible, their rap music, and their cars. Not to mention how they brag about how they avoided getting a ticket from Officer Leroy over here.

Trend whores - If people are desperate to be popular just by going with trends that seem cool, then they're just desperate attention whores who can't be alone for a second.

CD Players - Let's face it, Mr. Ghetto. Why carry around such a bulky item that can only play a very limited amount of songs when with technology such as the iPod, you can just slip that into your pocket? Oh right, because it's ghetto. Put this in the time capsule already.

Online voice masking - A highly inconvenient feature that makes any voice sound like whoever's talking is dying. And on top of that, it's hard for people to make out into actual words. Only for people who are underaged kids, who shouldn't even be playing games that allow online voice anyway.

'Attitude' shirts - When I mean 'attitude' shirts, I mean the shirts girls wear that say stupid shit like 'I'm not perfect, but I'm so close, it even scares me'. Is that so? Is that why you can't play worth crap in gym class games like volleyball?

Text messaging - Text messaging is becoming the bulk of proper spelling and grammar, as there have been newer ways for 'quicker' speaking. Not to mention how taxing it is to one's wallet. So if you're one of those overobsessed 'IDK my BFF Jill' people, you deserve to get slapped.

My list of things that must die/be destroyed


Comments

Win for idk bff.

I agree with everything except the CD players. I take the public transportation bus home after school, and most of the people that I see with CD players there look like they wouldn't be able to afford an iPod, let alone a computer to load music onto it.

True...plus I just remembered that iPods are for trend whores, who I despise, anyway.

This entire post was funny as hell. Not all blacks follow the stereo type, I'm black, I hate rap, I obey the law, My belt is on my pants and around the waist. And I'm not to fascinated on spiffy-looking cars.
The CD players too, not everyone can afford ipods.

I have to give you daps on the texting part. Funny shit, and true too.
Texting is stupid and it crops our language.

I was never referring to any race. Down where I live, wiggers overpopulate the place, and in one of my classes, all I ever hear them blabbing about are their cars and how they avoided getting a ticket from Officer Leroy.

And referring to the CD player part, I'm reconsidering that now that it's been mentioned.

Also, IDK, my BFF, Jill?