BILLY MAYS CHOSE COCAINE OVER LIFE. TODAY IS MAYS DAY, WHICH WARRANTS FOR ALL CAPS POSTING HERE. NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY...

BRB, VACATION. STARTING THRUSDAY, ENDING AROUND NEXT SUNDAY OR SOMEWHERE CLOSE TO THAT. MEANING I WON'T HAVE INTERNET ACCESS ON MY OWN BIRTHDAY (WHICH IS JULY 9TH, HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT) ONCE MORE. MEANING IT WOULD STILL BE NICE IF I COULD HAVE A BIRTHDAY TOPIC IN MY STEAD POSTED SOMEWHERE.

BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE. I'LL BE HAVING A SURGERY ON THE 12TH TO HAVE MY JAWLINE FIXED. AND I'LL BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A DAY AFTER THAT GETTING OVER SOME OF IT, THEN I'LL BE HOME AND SUCKING SHAKES THROUGH A STRAW, AND IT'S GOING TO SUCK.

POST OR VIEW RIGHT NOW, AND I'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER BY SHOWING YOU SOME P COOL MUSIC

ARE YOU BLIND? I LEAVE ON THURSDAY, NOW GET POSTING. POST, BEFORE I THROW YOU DOWN ON THE GROUND AND RAPE YOU. I SURE GET SICK OF PLAYING THE GOOD GUY ALL THE TIME.

OH WAIT, TURNS OUT I HAD TO GET SOME BLOOD WORK DONE WITH SOME DOCTORS, SO THEY CALLED ME TO FLY BACK. SO HERE I AM. THE BIRTHDAY STUFF STANDS.

SO POST NOW.