Off my ban a day ago, but now I'm still bored, so I'm just going to combine FFVI sprites with your looks to make a sprite of you.

What I'm going to need is a good description of you (looks, clothes, gender, etc.) or simply a photo of you put into a link where I can access it.

I'll add you to the (right now, small) collection once I get finished with your sprite.

I should also note that I'm not Mr. Perfect at this, so results may vary.

EDIT: I'll probably be browsing the NG Photo wall to expand on this so you can also post your picture there if you want.

EDIT: crap. Spriting people from the Photo Wall is harder than I first thought it would be...

CURRENT ORDER:
-Hybrid-Of-Souls (base sprite was Edgar. Usually me in my winter attire when it's not snowing)
-LOLZILLA (base sprite was a Returner, took a pot shot at his pant color due to quality screw-up)
-Sunglasses (base sprite was Celes (lol). And look, I even got the logo on his shirt)
-prinzy2 (base sprite was Arvis. GIF quality problems were slight trouble here, which caused his shirt to lighten up. I may fix that later.)

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Too bad for my ban that I'll be in school tomorrow and when I get back I'll be on my merry way to Vermont for a snowboarding trip.

Damn 4chan topics...

EDIT: trip cancelled. Fuck.

Yeah, my user list wasn't getting enough publicity, so I suppose it's time for something new. I'm just going to ramble about the new stuff I got in terms of stuff in my profile.

^ New header. See if you can guess where it comes from.
^ New icon (other people were using FFVI portraits for icons so I might have as well used one, too)
< New profile pic (old picture that had an 'Oh, exploitable!' base)
New sig, made by Hebacheba.
< New profile message.

Oh, and here's a random GIF for your viewing pleasure.

Yeah, so I've been rather depressed lately, as a lot of stuff has been happening over the last few years I've lived in NJ that a lot of it is coming back to haunt me.

Now then. I'm trying to compose a guide of how '08 and users after that point should act. Obviously with other things I have to handle, such as real life, my NG Library, etc. etc. etc., here's what I'm going to need to complete it...
-Helpful links (not the rules)
-Where to go and where not to go
-What to do and what not to do
-NG pop culture info (what does the majority like/not like?)
-Basic info (leveling up, b/p points, all that)
-Pictoral stuff (helpful stuff for all the visual learners)
-Anything else (updates will be made)
-(Contributers will be mentioned in some set of credits)

Come on, I'm trying to help the future generations not seem hopeless by increasing awareness, so help me out here, rather than have us all stereotype the typical '08 users.

I should note that this isn't an attention whore post, but a question to everyone who reads. And yeah, there is a link to the 2007 BBS awards to this

How do I go unnoticed? Maybe it's my attitude. Maybe it's my lack of posts. Maybe it's my laziness. Maybe it's my opinion of the majority of the topics, which don't catch my interest.

You know I've made several large impacts on your thoughts and how you think. Yet there are users like BlueFlameSkulls, Bolo, and even wwwyzzzerdd who can't be on all the time who are more open than I am. It must be the impact NJ's had on me, especially after my dog died and a few weeks later I found out the dog food that killed him was laced with rat poison, which really fixed my opinion on people: the majority of them are hopeless dumbasses.

So what is it I lack to get noticed?

So my thread says, at least. Here's wondering if it'll actually be added along with a few others that were posted or not.

And by popular demand...

Since I have my library project page saved in my sig for easy reference, I think I can move on to other things now, such as getting angry. In this list are things that I despise that much that they need to be destroyed. This is completely opiniated, so if you're offended, tough.

Also, this is rather incomplete, so I'll be updating whenever I find something new overly annoying I may have forgotten.

The 'Penis' game - Nothing says immaturity like continuously shouting the name of male genitals. It quickly escalates into pure annoyance and idiocy and anyone who really wants to make efforts to win at this game so badly should be shot.

Outer car accesories - Expensive, overused, and made to make drivers look like attention whores and bring out the inner wigger in people. You name it; decals, spoilers, neon, whatever. You don't really need any of this stuff as much as you don't need clothing that makes you look like you're in a fashion show.

Telephones - I'm sorry, but when I hear these things frequently ringing in short time periods, I just want to punt them where I don't want to hear from them again. Sure, they're free of charge compared to cellphones and payphones, but who wants to constantly hear annoying rings compared to ringtones like 'Through the Fire and Flames'? No one? Didn't think so.

Wiggers - I'm assuming this trend was born since interracial marriage was banned, and women still wanted to marry someone who was black, and that anything close enough was good for them. I cannot start with how they fantasize over wearing pants so low that their underwear is visible, their rap music, and their cars. Not to mention how they brag about how they avoided getting a ticket from Officer Leroy over here.

Trend whores - If people are desperate to be popular just by going with trends that seem cool, then they're just desperate attention whores who can't be alone for a second.

CD Players - Let's face it, Mr. Ghetto. Why carry around such a bulky item that can only play a very limited amount of songs when with technology such as the iPod, you can just slip that into your pocket? Oh right, because it's ghetto. Put this in the time capsule already.

Online voice masking - A highly inconvenient feature that makes any voice sound like whoever's talking is dying. And on top of that, it's hard for people to make out into actual words. Only for people who are underaged kids, who shouldn't even be playing games that allow online voice anyway.

'Attitude' shirts - When I mean 'attitude' shirts, I mean the shirts girls wear that say stupid shit like 'I'm not perfect, but I'm so close, it even scares me'. Is that so? Is that why you can't play worth crap in gym class games like volleyball?

Text messaging - Text messaging is becoming the bulk of proper spelling and grammar, as there have been newer ways for 'quicker' speaking. Not to mention how taxing it is to one's wallet. So if you're one of those overobsessed 'IDK my BFF Jill' people, you deserve to get slapped.

Yes, I'm still whoring about it. My Library.

So I don't have Microsoft Frontpage on my home computer and there's no way in hell I'm using HTML format. So I have to improvise the same way I did with some photoshops I posted here: use the school computers. They have Microsoft Frontpage, so I have to work from school in order to build it up. I'm hoping to get it to look like the old school BBS format with the images, colors, fonts and all, kind of how the BBS Goldmine looks without all the broken image links. My point here is that I may need your help in getting it started by sending me tips, images, anything helpful to the least bit. I'll be sure to credit you in some sort of credits page I'll get set up.

EDIT again: screw the website production. I'll just put in a new account blog gumOnshoe style when I'm not caught up in other stuff.

Being about a month until we can vote for our favorite (and non-favorite) users, I might as well campaign for one of those spots. And that spot is...most underrated user.

*ahem*

Hello, fellow users. I come to you now to ask a favor of you. Being a lurker because of a lot of topics that don't interest me, I've always felt out of the picture by many. My NG Library has caught the attention of many, but with real life catching up to me, I'm not always able to keep the glory in the light of view. And my evil twin generator has caught lots of attention from everyone, but it seems to work like a product: it gets taken, it gets used, it gets bored of, and it gets forgotten.

So with your vote, my top topics can garner attention as well, and they shall be glorified to contribute in making the forum look in a better condition than it is now.

So a vote for me is a vote for glory. Thank you.

Wikigrounds - place where you can get info on certain things that may be there. Plus you can add what you know.

The Party - place where highly-ranked BBS users can chill if they're banned or bored...or both.

NG Archive - kept by Aksumka, place that has a lot of the old stuff of old NG. Plus you can get some free stickers if you read how.
EDIT: We recently got an update so that when you're making a post on its BBS, you can see the old posting background that could be seen before the redesign when you posted.

Just be warned. Fag around on any of these sites and you WILL get burned.